Drunk People


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Last night I was dispatched to the scene of a potential drunk driver. When I came in contact with him he appeared sluggish and his speech was slurred. Another cop and I watched over him while he sat on the curb. He asked me, “So, how long you been white, man?” I said, “All my life. I’m the whitest guy you’ll ever meet.” He turned to my partner, Sargent Estrada, after a brief pause and said, “So, how long you been white?”

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